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Conficker
Horrible april fools joke, or serious password-stealing infection? I'm pretty surprised there isn't a thread about this already.
http://www.symantec.com/norton/theme...conficker_worm
I found the worm on mine.
http://www.symantec.com/norton/theme...conficker_worm
I found the worm on mine.
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
Originally Posted by hidingwarior
Obviously it's an April Fool's joke. The whole article was "ZOMG, GET OUR SOFTWARE OR YOUR COMPUTER IS GOING TO BE INFECTED!!111ONEONE!!11ONE!"
I got conflicker A a while back on my old computer.
It is terrible and makes your computer slow and terrible. It helped I had no a/v on my old computer, so it was free to rampage.
Now, whether this C payload is going to be as bad or as hard hitting as it's previous editions is up for grabs, but don't call it an april fool's joke.
Viruses are srs bsns.
