every one is putting this on clan boards so i why shouldnt we do it xD
post your best trolling chats here xD

Stranger: hi
You: 2 words: love you!
Stranger: nice
You: say it to me :)
Stranger: love you
You: 2 other words: fuck you! xD
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Stranger: liikaa!
You: liikaa!
Stranger: too much. :o
Stranger: How are you doing? ^^
You: 4 words : I wanna fuck you
Stranger: I'm sorry for you :< I know the feeling when anyone would do, but I think I'm a bit too far
You: hmm shame
You: m/f?
Stranger: F.
You: nice from?
Stranger: Finland.
You: i think i can catch a plain
You: see you there honeyД
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You: hi
Stranger: hi how are u?...24 m italy...u?

You: 70 f italy :D
You: are you there sugar?
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Stranger: hi 
You: hi
You: you aren't a asl? fag arent you?
Stranger: lol no 
You: hmm.....nothing to talk about...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: how are you?
Stranger: asl
You: hmm nah your a ulgy person i cant give you asl
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Note: ASL means Age - Sex - Location

NONE of those conversations were funny, at all.

Also, omegle.com is gay.

Quite so
Omegle is place for desperate women.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: are u a boy

You: We are currently hacking your pc through your IP address

You: Please hold

You: I am a hacking system you idiot not a boy

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i see most of the time men... all of them perverts -.-'

Has no one seen my post yet? Lol

lol yeah xD

You: do u like coconuts?
Stranger: Hi (:
Stranger: ehhh kinda
You: The juice from coconuts are very nutritious.
Stranger: really?
You: They are high in carbohydrates.
Stranger: I've never had the juice inside
You: Want to discuss the growth ratio of coconuts in western tropical countries?
Stranger: Yes I do!
You: Sometimes, the mesocarp might get thick.
You: Especially when the moon is in it's fullest and the cod are frolicking.
Stranger: Ok, I have to be honest....I haven
You: That is our common problem.
Stranger: Have no idea what your talking about lol
You: It seems that the moon's hightened gravity affects the growth and development of the coconut.
You: Fascinating isn't it?
Stranger: Very
You: I sell coconuts at a cheap price.
Stranger: Haha where?
You: 50 cents per coconut.
You: I'm afraid I can't disclose the location of my store, due to it's notoriety in the black market.
You: Unless you're a customer, of course.
Stranger: You have to be the smartest person I've ever had contact with
You: My kind thanks to you and your clan.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: do u like coconuts?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: therefore, i like pina coladas
You: The juice from coconuts are very nutritious.
Stranger: it is?
You: They are high in carbohydrates.
You: Want to discuss the growth ratio of coconuts in western tropical countries?
Stranger: yes
You: Sometimes, the mesocarp might get thick.
Stranger: what's the mesocarp?
You: Want me to explain?
Stranger: yes, but before you answer that
You: Hmm?
Stranger: will my gf's feet smell like coconut if she eats a lot of them
You: Nope.
Stranger: her feet doesn't stink but i have a thing for feet
You: The essence of the coconut is lost when eaten.
You: The mesocarp is usually the part of the fruit that is eaten
You: Especially when the moon is in it's fullest and the cod are frolicking.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you an expert on coconuts or on fruits in general?
You: It seems that the moon's hightened gravity affects the growth and development of the coconut.
You: Coconuts specifically.
You: Fascinating aren't they?
You: In fact, the tree of the coconut is also known as the "Tree Of Life" in some countries.
You: Mostly because they are a source of food and building materials.
You: I sell coconuts at a cheap price, you know.
Stranger: lol
You: 20 cents each.
Stranger: how are they so cheap?
You: I know an agent that hooks me up with coconuts.
You: But I'm afraid I can't disclose the location of my store, due to it's notoriety in the black market.
You: Unless you're a customer, of course.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: can you educate me on other fruits?
You: I am a major in Coconutology, but I may interest you in some other fruit facts.
You: Bananas are high in potassium.
You: It can relieve a person's fatigue very well.
Stranger: what fruits should i eat so i can bust heavier loads?
Stranger: because my gf wants huge loads
You: You should eat fruits that are high in protein and fiber.
Stranger: what fruits help me last longer in bed?
You: Bananas.
Stranger: how so?
You: Potassium.
You: Weren't you reading my previous reply?
Stranger: yes
You: It prevents fatigue.
Stranger: i mean lasting longer in sex
Stranger: so my penis doens't bust so quickly
You: Oh, I see.
You: Well.
You: There is one root crop you can eat, which the chinese use.
You: It's Tongkat Ali.
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: so are you serious about the coconutology thingy?
You: Absolutely.
You: Although I don't know if they teach it in other countries.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: I am located in the small series of islands in Calibri.
Stranger: cool
You: Oh my.
Stranger: is coconutology taught in college?
You: Nope.
You: It is passed on from generation to generation.
You: It is a privilege in our culture.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well it's late as hell here
Stranger: i'd better sleep
You: Good night
Stranger: aight
You: High hopes for your clan!
Stranger: nice talking to you about coconuts
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye nigger

lol

lol. The second one is weird

Are you interested in learning coconutology?