Secret Santa 2024
Original Post
The Shortest Song Ever


This is "You Suffer" by Napalm Death, on the album Scum. It's in the Guinness Book of Records as the shortest recorded song ever. It is precisely 1.316 seconds long and consists entirely of the lyrics "You suffer, but why?", although it is very difficult to hear.
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
Ugh, that's gay. And pointless.... Not even a song tbh.
This is the Emergency Alert System. All normal programming has been discontinued during this emergency.
I don't consider it a song. I found it hilarious that such a thing exists. I couldn't imagine what was going through their heads when they decided to put it on the album.
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH