missed your chance to recruit me. i got to go.

That sounds like a threat to me.

(Ironic laughter). MISSED?

I'd say your narcisism and triple post cut your chances of actually being accepted by half. But that's just me.

Thank you for making our choice all the more easy.

What a prick. all i saw when i read his app was im 12 what is this.

You're 12 and what is WHAT?

My cock. It's huge.
Seriously, over three feet with the sharpest beak around.

EDIT: ... Oh god. That sounds wrong on more than one level.

He thinks he's good?

waht are you guys talking about?! i mean, i never said all that poop.

Avoidance of insignificantly harmful words like "crap" probably won't help you. Either way, you did. The posts prove you did, and now you're trying to convince us you didn't so your chances are once again decent. And I really think this didn't work.