The standard OMGWTF moment for adults.
Happened last week. In a bar, totally plastered, asked out a transvestite (didn't see it then). Shot the breeze for a good 30 minutes until he/she spoke in a low manly voice to his/her friend.
Had to clean ears with pinky in public. Stopped conversation in the most gentlemanly manner.
The kicker? Bit pinky covered in earwax and threw up in public.