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Zombies.... And what to do.
yes I know there has been countless zombie threads in the past but those have seemed to fade away..

Anyway the question im asking is..


And what would you do if it happened/What would be your first plan of action and how would you defend yourself.
Last edited by dragoblade; Jun 17, 2011 at 10:13 PM.
hanz0:Very well done. These annoy me much less than the default smilies we've got right now.
I'm not sure of the Question-
What are you asking?
-edit-
If there was a Zombie running towards me to get his daily meal..
I would run to safety (tall building, island, etc..), get supplies, get ammo & go on a zombie hunting trip
(And watch "Zombieland" one more time to make sure I'm not missing anything)
Last edited by Tekro; Jun 17, 2011 at 10:24 PM.

boricua

He asks about that

If there was zombie near you what would you do about it ...

I would propably be terryfied and trying first to run and then maybe kill it ...
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i would take out my baseball bat and play baseball with it then maybe drink kool-aid
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Well this is a failproof plan.

1. Steal a boat
2. Steal supplies and tools required to survive in the wilderness.
3. Get more survivers.
4. Go on an island unpopulated by humans, or just populated by too few humans.

Zombies can't swim hence you are safe and you saved humanity from peril as a species.
Originally Posted by Zalmoxis View Post
Well this is a failproof plan.

1. Steal a boat
2. Steal supplies and tools required to survive in the wilderness.
3. Get more survivers.
4. Go on an island unpopulated by humans, or just populated by too few humans.

Zombies can't swim hence you are safe and you saved humanity from peril as a species.

My plan is similar. I'll somehow make it to a lone abandoned island that has good resources. I'll try to forget about everything that happened prior to this and start a new life. I would punch down trees so that I could get wood and make stuff with it. I'm sure I'd be able to make a pic axe or something for making some stone weaponry and tools. After finding coal with my now stone pic axe, I would build a shelter. Lit by the torches I made with coal mean animals wouldn't want to give birth near it. Then, at night, I'd hear the moans of the zombies and remember the life I had before this, perhaps my family, but then I'd snap out of it and hide in my shelter and then sleep the night while hearing many moans from outside. After I awoke I would hear sounds that sounded like a zombie in pain. I figure it must be because the zombies swam, more like sank and drifted in the ocean for so long, that their skin was so weakened that they now catch on fire from the sun. I also examine that some are so badly water damaged that they're just bones, though they know how to use a bow and arrow. Shortly after all of this and many more days of surviving I would discover a mineral I like to call red stone. I figure out how to make stuff from the life I had prior to this, like a watch, and a computer. Eventually I would fuck up and fall into a deep hole and die, but it's not the destination that matters, it's the journey that gets you there.
Originally Posted by Zalmoxis View Post
Well this is a failproof plan.

1. Steal a boat
2. Steal supplies and tools required to survive in the wilderness.
3. Get more survivers.
4. Go on an island unpopulated by humans, or just populated by too few humans.

Zombies can't swim hence you are safe and you saved humanity from peril as a species.

What happens if you run out of food?
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Originally Posted by isaac View Post
My plan is similar. I'll somehow make it to a lone abandoned island that has good resources. I'll try to forget about everything that happened prior to this and start a new life. I would punch down trees so that I could get wood and make stuff with it. I'm sure I'd be able to make a pic axe or something for making some stone weaponry and tools. After finding coal with my now stone pic axe, I would build a shelter. Lit by the torches I made with coal mean animals wouldn't want to give birth near it. Then, at night, I'd hear the moans of the zombies and remember the life I had before this, perhaps my family, but then I'd snap out of it and hide in my shelter and then sleep the night while hearing many moans from outside. After I awoke I would hear sounds that sounded like a zombie in pain. I figure it must be because the zombies swam, more like sank and drifted in the ocean for so long, that their skin was so weakened that they now catch on fire from the sun. I also examine that some are so badly water damaged that they're just bones, though they know how to use a bow and arrow. Shortly after all of this and many more days of surviving I would discover a mineral I like to call red stone. I figure out how to make stuff from the life I had prior to this, like a watch, and a computer. Eventually I would fuck up and fall into a deep hole and die, but it's not the destination that matters, it's the journey that gets you there.


Ahhh I see what you did there.
Last edited by dragoblade; Jun 17, 2011 at 10:53 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
hanz0:Very well done. These annoy me much less than the default smilies we've got right now.
ITT: People assume they could get ammo/supplies before others during a zombie outbreak.

You have to be honest, people will KILL for those supplies and there's a slim chance you'll get to it before others, and an even slimmer chance you get away with it alive.

Also if you plan on surviving in the wilderness, what's stopping the zombies from eating non-human meat too? Plenty of zombie movies have shown that zombies at least eat dogs (Thus zombie dogs). So what's stopping them from zombiefying a deer or a rabbit?

If a zombie outbreak goes the way a movie will depict (basing all my conclusions off this because we have no real experience with it), people aren't going to survive like they do in movies. Eventually supplies run out.
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Originally Posted by Zalmoxis View Post
Well this is a failproof plan.

1. Steal a boat
2. Steal supplies and tools required to survive in the wilderness.
3. Get more survivers.
4. Go on an island unpopulated by humans, or just populated by too few humans.

Zombies can't swim hence you are safe and you saved humanity from peril as a species.

How could you know that zombies can't swim ... i bet they can they're all over dead ...
they can go under the water cause they don't need any fresh air ...
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