Well my dad once got me BB gun that shot 100 shots a min with a FSP of 540
and he said to me, Run, i flew and i got shot in my ballz 2 time and almost in my eye 5 times. And a full clip to my ass.
My mom almost stabed me with a machette.
She also burned me with a iron when i was 8.
My dad used to make me kneel down on gabanzo beans for 1hr.
When cuban parent mean stop the mean stop drop and roll.