OMG LOOK OUT, IT'S A... Uh... What is that? Is it a turnip?
I'm gonna go ahead and guess turnip.
ITS A SWEDE... YOU FOOL
"Rutabaga" (from dialectal Swedish "rotabagge", root ram) is the common American English term for the plant, while "swede", or Eddie (Swede) is the preferred term used in much of England, Wales, Australia, New Zealand and India.