Good evening, [subject_name_here]
Good day, and, again, welcome to this Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Okay, just kidding. I won't do more GLaDOS quotes. (I quoted that from my head. o_O)
Just wanted to tell the ones of you that haven't heard it yet:
I'm leaving.
I need more time to plan my suicide and become an hero! =)
All Aperture Technology remain safely operation up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction.
[something about victory candesance I can't remember =(]
Goodbye.