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Story of a Mudkip.
Long ago an evil scientist named Kraetyz developed a special device that will destroy the human race. DarkRaze, a mudkip from the Kanto region attempted to stop him. During a vigorous battle between them, DarkRaze was wounded badly and was gushing PokeBlood. In attempt to save his own ass he drank a potion that regained 50 hp, as he was still a lvl 4 newb. Accidentaly, the mudkip spilt his blood into the machine and triggered it to blow. Evil scientist Kraetyz managed to escape with the rest of Team Rocket leaving the poor mudkip to die. DarkRaze said his prayers as he lie on the floor waiting to be blown to peices.........
About 3 years later the mudkip woke up from his coma. He was surrounded by hot women with rockin' tits, strange lights that were totally hurting his eyes, and a very familiar scent.....the PokeCenter! After getting up he met a man named Dr. Shin-Yami. Shin-Yami knew of the mudkips perverted needs, so he gave him the special treatment.
DarkRaze- special agent mudkip
As i started to regain my conscience i knew that something was not right. " This can't be happening....is it a dream? I died....how?" The apprehensive mudkip slowly opens the shades revealing the hot sunlight. As he looked outside, all the people whom he once knew, the people that he once spoke to.......they were all little lvl 1 pokemons........
The memory of the fight starts to peice back together into his brain. The blood that was spilt into the machine..... Instead of destroying the death ray..... he turned it into a pokemon transforming ray!
About 3 years later the mudkip woke up from his coma. He was surrounded by hot women with rockin' tits, strange lights that were totally hurting his eyes, and a very familiar scent.....the PokeCenter! After getting up he met a man named Dr. Shin-Yami. Shin-Yami knew of the mudkips perverted needs, so he gave him the special treatment.
DarkRaze- special agent mudkip
As i started to regain my conscience i knew that something was not right. " This can't be happening....is it a dream? I died....how?" The apprehensive mudkip slowly opens the shades revealing the hot sunlight. As he looked outside, all the people whom he once knew, the people that he once spoke to.......they were all little lvl 1 pokemons........
The memory of the fight starts to peice back together into his brain. The blood that was spilt into the machine..... Instead of destroying the death ray..... he turned it into a pokemon transforming ray!
Then they all died from cancer.
Funny story XD You have too much time on your hands.
THE END.
Funny story XD You have too much time on your hands.
THE END.
Originally Posted by DarkRaze
PokeCancer.
You see, this is why i hate pokemon. They have that incredibly annoying 'poke' phrase with just about anything. Those damn pokefags.
