Secret Santa 2024
Ishi, you forgot to brutally reject NightMare ... 2.

Incidentally, a mare is a female horse, so I hope you're a girl ... 2.
Radioactive torso's description should be, "You have cancer like wow."
A Night-Mare was, in the middle ages, a woman thought to be sitting on pregnant women in their sleep, giving them delusional dreams. In other words, riding them like a mare.

And no, we've got enough flying two-timing ancient witches to go around already.
Creator of Aikido and Wushu
Most likely candidate to rediscover Toribash every 3 years.
DAMN! I've been found out!

*hops on broomstick and flys away*
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