Earlier this morning I woke up to a frantic message from a friend who chooses to remain anonymous that another one of our prized Girl Scouts have fallen. In the early morning hours Natejas was wandering through his prized cube watermelon garden when tragedy struck. In a freak conglomeration of sick and twisted events Natejas was run over and promptly sucked into and through a combine harvester.


These mechanical monstrosities, they have claimed another.


Rest in peace, Nate. You will forever live on as a true Girl Scout.

GOD DAMNIT WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!?

Rip in pieces, Nate. Are we preparing for the second war against the harvesters?

RIP NATE

i dont believe u, i specifically remember giving nate combine harvester protection undies so this is a lie maybe?

How dare you disgrace the death of our beloved Nate so blatantly. Have some decency and leave before it's too late.

desecrating sacred ground with your heretical notions of a faked death



public penance is in order

These harversters ... natejas ... you were my bescht friend ... I will miss you

dAMN THOSE COMBINE HARVESTERS!!!

Somebody please take the honors of holding the funeral...