My brother showed me a screenshot of some malao kid obsessed with this guy Ruskoh lol.

Flies and pizza are the best.

If you do not like it then you're just a weird human being.

I have a funny story, but it's from yesterday sadly I haven't said WTF today yet.

In P.E. we were playing Volleyball, and a ball came flying out of nowhere and hit our ball in mid-air. The random ball went into the balls bag and our ball scored a point in the basketball net.

Fell down the stairs and didn't break a thing.
WTF.

A woman took my picture and called the cops because my cap fell in her backyard... WTF!?

Considering her actions, the police are probably sick of her nonsense by now.
Also, for what charge? And it's illegal to take someone's picture without their permission in certain countries/states :P

I died in my sleep last night

charge - she didnt answer so i went to fetch it.. trespassing
The thought of the picture being illegal crossed my mind.

I slept all day today for no reason :|

My school voted paranormal activity the "scariest film" ever.