In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink.

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike.

Stop using the fucking word pollute. Twice in one paragraph is too fucking much. Use a thesaurus and find some damn synonyms.

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful,