Well...okay, I am just envy of wolid. I'm so envy. But he's so good, I hail him myself.
Anyways, don't worry guys, you won't die from worshipping me. My religion is better, I give free KFC to my followers. Just hit me on twitter @Theswaggiestgodwoolid.
You won't regret it.
And remember, the meaning of life is...
#SWAG