elvis: 3
Mcnuggets: 1

boop

The following passage was found in the biography about the famous Captain of the S.S. Zacisafaggot; Hadrianus Wilfredrick Cornelius Dicksmash McIroncock Wong or better known by his nickname Adrian (usually accompanied by compliments about how big his penis was). The translated extract, written back in 2013, is as follows:

May the 23rd, 2013, Thursday

The Captain woke up on that grim Thursday morning being met with terrifying news. A crew member, one who he had previously saved, had died from not taking his medicine even after multiple warnings and a near death experience. This made the Captain very sad, with the only thing making him keep on going was the fact that this cruise, cursed with such horrifying events, would be over the following day. He thought of all his beautiful mistresses waiting for him back in his huge mansion and sitting at his computer, carrying his whole ranked team as Debonair Jayce.

All but 4 living members of the cruise remained; Zac, Hagan, Elvis and Lorrtex, 5 including the Captain, and one of them, the demon, would have been the cause of death for them all if he was not found out. They sat on the lower deck; around a fire the Captain had built using two wet planks and a toothbrush. One of them was a demon, but who?

They each stare at another suspiciously, the Captain backing up into the corner, observing, for he did not appreciate hostile situations. Suddenly, Hagan grabs a broken oar with a sharp edge and plunges at Elvis, striking through his chest. Elvis roars in pain, spitting out fire and spreading his wings of black flame. The demon! Lorrtex grabs his knife while Zac, a priest, holds his crucifix up and charges at Elvis. The battle rages on, with the three humans struggling for their lives, and finally, as Zac throws a vile of holy water, bursting all over Elvis, sending him back into the fiery pits of hell. But right before he does, the malevolent demon lashes out a slits Hagan’s throat right open, then vanishes.

Hagan falls to the ground while Zac dashed over to help him. With him in his arms, Zac whispers “its gon be k brotha!” but in reality, it actually was not gon be k. Zac gave his brother a small peck on the forehead, and then Hagan breathed his last breath and died. Everyone was very sad. Even the Captain was like

like dis if you crei erytiem

As the ship docked and the remaining two passengers got off the boat, they were stopped by the Captain. “I’m very sorry for all your troubles,” he said, “Here’s a refund of your tickets and a special little gift from me. This gift is very unique, it will bring you luck and fortune wherever you go.” Zac and Lorrtex were handed a box, wrapped in the cheapest wrapping paper available. They looked down, and when they turned to thank the Captain, him and his ship were gone.

End of round 1.

Round 2 starts in 5 days.

Rewards for winning the 1st round have been sent to Zac and Lorrtex.
-500TC each
-A rare and valuable little gift filled with Llama Luck

it was an honor to cruise with you, captain

Glad to be your demon.

Also for those of you who didn't know, I couldn't edit a PM and make it look like I was a good guy or something was because I'm using a phone for all this shit.
D:

also round 2: adrian dies btw

o/ Zac 'n' Cap.

Elvis:4
McNuggets:1

To bad you're already dead, and the game is over.
Waiting for Round 2.

Try and get some more people to join; tell your friends, clan mates, mum, we're still about 10 away from the limit.

If you want, please feel free to send me some suggestions... about anything really. If you want more roles/more demons/new rule etc. just shoot me a PM and we;ll see if it works.

Next round will be hosted by me, but after that if any of you would like to host, please, just say so.

Zac offered some nice items as rewards next round, some nice ass shit, estimated worth set at around 1,500,000TC, be sure to sign up for a chance of winning!

Let game start already.