Toribash
Even though you wrote it late at night, you're probably spot on... I bow down to your late night history studies. They complete me, and teach me more about the world I live in today.
When I tl;dr'd that wall o' text the word "virus" somehow caught my eye.

That made me think that I would be part of that tale.. Too bad I'm not, its wonderful
Thank you

It brung back a lot of good memories.
"do it again and i'll insert my giant watermelon dick into your cornhole" ~ Smaguris
So now it's possible that ego has mega-aids, because a god and Triton possibly banged him in a broom closet?