Chamas: We don't want you, but your toaster or refridgerator might be useful.
If you could show us some replays of them, that would be great.
On a more serious note, we're really looking for good singleplayer guys. At this point, a lot of people don't want anyone else in the clan, so the people who we'll consider need to be really exceptional.
I don't know anything about you. You may be one of those people, but at this point, I'm reluctant to even say that I think you'll get in. You do seem intelligent though, so if you aren't great now, you'll get better. And I doubt you'll be leaving Toribash anytime soon.
Throw some replays up. If you're primarily a multiplayer guy, post those, but I'd also like to see some singleplayer stuff.