Quotes!
Post some funny quotes you've heard!
Some from the replys:
I peed my pants on the inside. - Andrew
If you can dance, and your not black, your gay. - Uncle Mike
BLAAGGHH! - Shoop Da Whoop
If it shoots, your dick is endangered. - Me
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." - Some Random guy.
"If you were gay,that'd be okat because i'll be there to tell you it's okay, but im not gay" -a person
Your a dick poo. - Wolfgang
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness - Gynx
Last edited by DanielJr; Dec 13, 2009 at 08:08 AM.