Like, what the hell, Illum, what the hell.

I guess that's better than making a thread called "olik an idiot?"
WHICH HE FRIGGIN IS

Calamari is this cut up fried squid.

For most people it tastes better than it looks. It really doesn't taste fried though, just sortq crispy and squishy, like popcorn shrimp but better. Crab legs.... MMMM! I love 'em I'd knaw into that thing like a beaver if I wanted to. Oysters....um. They need something on them to make them taste good, I forgot what it's called. Some kind of seasoning.

Jon's

What? I just saw him, he looked retarded, so I made a thread making fun of him.
Especially the allah part.

You wish for a loaded shotgun to replace the BB gun. The BB gun morphs into an automatic shotgun--with unlimited shells. You thank the ball for being creative.

Inv.
1 dollar
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 empty bottle of Juice
1 Wish Ball

Hehe, yeah.
I was confused at first, but I got it eventually.

HOW ABOUT OMEGLE DONE THAT STUFF

>Wish for some sort of automatic transportation and directions to the next closest civilization

stomach

Salt, lemon juice, tabasco sauce.
I didn't have anything but salt, so maybe that's why...

Only reason I know is because I watch Travel Channel, which has a lot of food-related shows.

People seem to like it :3

OMEGLE? NEVER HEARD OF IT.