Probably because you can do crimes.

IMPOSSIBLE. HOW AM I ALIVE?

You wish for a mustache and a unibrow, and you feel hair grow on your face. The female goblin and "Gorgy" meet you again at the door. She says:

This is the stranger, does he look familiar?

Well, not really. Never seen a human with a mustache and unibrow...

Well, if you say so... What did you want, anyway, stranger?

Inv.
37 dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 empty bottle of Juice
1 Wish Ball
1 pearl
1 purple pearl
1 turquoise pearl
1 computer mouse
1 Super crowbar
10 rocks
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka

YOU'RE A ROBOT, ROBOTS DON'T NEED BRAINS

(95)

Ok, now I'm interested.

What's your username?

>Tell them that your name is Brutus and that you were turned into a human by a wizard. Then ask them where the nearest market is and if there are any more villages around

IF I WAS A ROBOT, I WOULD HAVE ROBOT CLAWS. WHERE ARE MY ROBOT CLAWS?

WHERE YOUR HANDS SHOULD BE

(93)

Nippiladong

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