Joke thread (lets have a laugh)
Little guy in a bar
A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face an says''thats KUNG FU from japan'', a bit later the thug smacks him again an says'' thats TAEKWON-DO from korea'', the little guy gets up an leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knockining him out cold and says to the barman'' when that cunt wakes up, tell him that was a fucking SHOVEL from B&Q.
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