That's true, but you could afford 4 textures :D

It's taking a very long time to load, but from what I can see, that is epic.
Keep up the good work.

>Tell the guards I urgently need to speak with the king about a future goblin attack

Fantastic head, Mushro0m! It's great that you are getting the hang of textures pretty well. Have you ever thought of make full body textures?

Also, I'll be sure to buy at least 5 heads from your shop!

Idk... I'll buy what I can later.
As soon as I get ub3r, I'm going to take a break for God's sake...
I've been on here since...... 10 this morning or so...

You tell the guards, and they let you in without hesitation.

Inv.
37 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

Haha, okay, me too probably. Well, at least untill I get 800+ posts. Then I'm done until around 2hours when I'll come back for 900+ posts ;p

Stupid Governor of some place.

I told you I would get ub3r before you.
MWAHAHAHAHAHHA

>Climb the stairs until reaching the kings bedroom