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Watching TV while posting has its benefits, you know.

>Wish for a godly rainstorm of death to fucking rape all the goblins up the ass

All of a sudden as you make your wish, a raincloud appears over the sky. Something slitherty falls out and lands 6 feet in front of you. It's a goblin penis.
It wiggles towards the nearest goblin and shoots up his ass. He then explodes.
The storm continues, raining penises, until every single goblin--men, women, and children alike (you sick bastard)-- has been raped by exploding goblin penises.
The men around you cheer in victory, and then want to barf after what they saw.

Inv.
37 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Faint in shock of the goblin dicks

You faint from the sight of this madness.

You wake up later, in the king's bed. You see a guard standing nearby. You feel strange.

Inv.
37 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

>Ask guard what happened

Check the One word story game, bro.

You ask the guard what happened. He says:

Well... after the... "rapestorm," you fainted. The king was so appalled, that he turned into his monster form again, and jumped away. We needed a king, so we chose you to be our new king since you defeated the goblins and all...

Inv.
37 dollars
∞ goblin dollars
1 Super shotgun
1 note
1 flashlight
1 Wish Ball
1 Super crowbar
1 jetpack
1 Super bazooka
1 sword and shield
1 awesome freaking crown

Mkay...

>Sigh and ask the guard to leave the room for a moment