Turned him into a gagging stick figure.

evil

Internets I presume?

Stays truth.

looking

Indeed.

Of course.

But what if a relative of a friend of a dead cousin of a relative of a sick uncle married to a truck driver who killed an airplane attendant that was related to the person being told found out?

spinach

You do all that and escape with the cop car, speeding onto the streets. You accidentally run over a pedestrian, who happened to be a woman with her baby carriage.
They are killed on impact.

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I'm actually about to change my avatar again. Maybe to one that sticks.