Hmm...

I'll think of one later, I'm too tired to make one now...

Gotchya, well so long. Sleep tight if you need to. By the way I'm going to make this post really really long so it will look like I just spaced, when really I'm using invisible font. And you're gunna be like WTF as soon as you find out. Watch it, just watch. You are totally going to be like, "How u do dis?" And I'm going to be like. "It's magic, sucka"

Anyhow, I'll make a new paradox for you to solve for tomorrow.

Your cousin created me, but adopted you. Who is your cousin?

MY LEGAL GUARDIAN WHO IS ALSO MY COUSIN

brussel

sprout

Holy crap, we've heard of some nasty political stuff...

And thus, you create a paradox thread.
lol

Your cousin is my mom, she is the nephew of your biological mother. Making her your cousin.