derp i just lost 70k in duels feeling stupid

What in the fuck, are you crazy?
Stop dueling, give me money, profit.

lol saru i am a bit crazy, but if i wasnt crazy enough to start dueling in the first place i would of never gotten that much tc

You need to learn when to call it quits, then. Not knowing when to stop is the greatest pitfall in gambling.

yeah kinda figured that out after losing it

just used cain and abel to steal all of my sister's passwords to everything, i'm cool

I was going to call you a jack-ass, but then I remembered she was a sperm whale.
I approve.
IN FAR MORE INTERESTING NEWS
My computer shit quite a few bricks, so I had to dismantle it a little bit with my grandpa. Apparently, my shitty CD/DVD drive was causing issues with my hard drive in the sense that it wouldn't boot up. So, I had to take apart the CD drive and try to fix it, then I couldn't. Then we saw that there was an "internal floppy" set to be read. I don't know what the hell an internal floppy is, and neither did he, so we set it to off. Sure enough, that fixed it. My CD drive is still fucked to shit*, but at least I'm able to type this now.

*The above vulgarity was indeed necessary.

so, i talked to that girl i liked for 9 hours yesterday. was at her house for about 5 of those 9, then halfway through the other 4, i wrote her that story about narwhals and unicorns as an explanation of why narwhals have horns.

Ask her out or something.

plan on it