There was some talk about Bethesda making the children assholes on purpose to poke fun at the players. Good example is Little Lamplight in Fallout 3. I got a certain mod and cleared that place out good...

Also yeah I hate the girls in Whiterun. Every time I want to go do something they magically pop into existence in front of me and then its, "I WORK WITH MY MOTHER..." or "I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, YOU KNOW..."
Also the wizard in Dragonsreach whenever I want to use the enchanting table irritates the hell out of me. "COME TO DRAGONSREACH TO DISCUSS THE ONGOING HOSTILITIES, LIKE THE REST OF THE GREAT WARRIORS?" x99

Goto pelgius wing in the blue palice at solitude. walk up the stais and down the hall and you meet the god whatever his name is and you get a wabbajack.
a 29 damage staff that is one of my favorite and funniest weapons of all times.
It does a random thing. I turned a guard into a rabbit and another guard exploded. its really powerful against dragons and im only lvl 13.

It's all about having Full Deadric Armour (Legendary)
and an iron dagger.

Well you kinda messed up cool armor with a shitty weapon

The iron armor is what makes it epic. Because I can still kick everythings ass.

Bitch please, I only wear boots and gaulents for armor ( one of the perks of having to wear mage equipment)

Will enchant my stuff later on though. Being a mage in Skyrim sucks, it's incredibly underpowered even with some enhancements.

Turn your difficulty up.

Interestingly, they seem to have left the "magic restricted by armor" mechanic out. Thus I have heavily enchanted Heavy armor which lets me spam the Fireball spell non-stop (more or less) and still hold my own in close quarters combat.
Also Fireball's explosion and the soul trap capture sound awesome through a subwoofer.

Fun game, ubisoft could sue my character for copying altair's likeness.

Also, can you really get married? I want that achievement gad dommot.

And how many companions are there? I have like 3.