rip everyone else

Hey guys :>
My name is Aaron and I come from the Philippines. I immigrated to Britain, but I am a British Citizen so I am subject to all perks of being British. I am a 13 (turning 14 in two months) male and my GMT is +0.

I am a second dan black belt, but I exclusively play single-player unless someone wants to fight me multi-player. I wish to join this clan because you have a couple of cool guys that I know (MrJingles and Hours).I also hate being rogue :/

I've only been in around five clans since I started Toribash. I can't remember what my first clan was, but I definitely remember The Fallen Angels, Pure, The Solar Empire and Origin. My most previous clan I left was Origin (I've been in there for almost three years, counting my one year hiatus). I left Origin because the leader that was keeping everything together while we were dying was banned. Leaving my internet family was pretty hard to do, considering I've exclusively been talking to them for three years in a row.

I have a couple of things I can offer. My videos, my replays, my presence and my body. My replays and videos aren't the best, but I do try my hardest to make them, unless I'm just playing around with the random joints script. I have had three warnings and two mini infractions from two years ago (I'm talking two points), but nothing too serious. Ever since, I haven't gotten one. I've tried to keep my mouth clean for a while.

If my uncle jack helped me off an elephant, I would help my uncle jack off an elephant, but he only has one hand.

I haven't been invited by anyone as far as I know. I came here under my volition.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

In all seriousness, you can find my signature for my videos from 2014-2016.
I've been drumming for about 5 years and started guitar last September.

I'm not a funny guy, no. People that find me funny is under the illusion of opinions.

My playercard:


Here's three of my favourite single player replays:
Heart-Shaped Box
Drones
lets play a game of russian roulette

Do you accept hipotibor as your lord and savior?:
I will build a six inch statue out of plasticine and place it on my rooftop

Application is eh

Replays were meh

States you are not funny. Huge turn off. (could have been sarcasm, though I'm honestly too tired to see through it. So if it was, whoops)

For me, it's a neutral. Nothing really "wow-ed" me in the application.

Solid app imo. I'll have to check the replays and vids tomorrow, but you've won me already just with the replay names and the fact that you're drumming.

Fair enough. Like I said, my humour is subject to peoples opinions

Glad to hear that
Guessing you know the bands and songs of the replay names :>

A weeb
Ewww
free candy

Hipo piss off


anyways onto the app:

You'd seem like a nice enough member, I'm all for it if we have this guy as a trial for like 2 years or something :DDD

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Yes pls

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold