Yes, and I lol'd. Very creative

Wow, you didn't call me stoned.




By the way, I bet you're wondering why I'm even posting right now.

You're stoned.

pwnd

I LIKE TO RIDE RAINBOW DONKEY UNICORNS WITH MAGICAL FRUIT CUPCAKES THAT HAVE A MAGICAL WHITE CHOCOLATE FILLINGS THAT TRANSPORT YOU TO A PLACE SIMILAR TO STAR WARS ONLY INSTEAD OF LIGHTSABERS THEY HAVE CANDY CANES THAT, INSTEAD OF BURNING IN HALF, STITCH YOU TOGETHER WITH FIBERS OF FUDGE FLAVORED DENTAL FLOSS MADE OUT OF SPIDER WEB FILAMENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY SCORPIONS THAT LEARNED THE SPIDERS' WAYS OF MAKING MAGICAL FUDGE FIBERS AND ACTUALLY SQUIRT IT OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS, YES ALL THE SCORPIONS ARE FEMALE I DON'T KNOW WHY MAYBE BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEM KILLING ALL THE MALES OFF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT THAT WOULD MAKE THE SCORPIONS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REPRODUCE UNLESS THEY GO TO A SPERM BANK AND HAVE LESBIAN MARRIAGES AND THEN THEY HAVE ALL FEMALE BABIES AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES AGAIN UNTIL THE WHITE CHOCOLATE FILLING IS DIGESTED COMPLETELY INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM AND YOU BEGIN TO LOSE THE HIGH THAT STARTED YOUR TRIP IN THE FIRST PLACE

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tl:dr

BITCH

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I'm not going to wait, so yeah.
I'm sick and was feeling better but I feel like my fever is coming back now so I'm going to go back to the recliner now so bye have fun ect.

Nah, not really.

tl:dr = too long, didn't read.

Thanks, google

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