Shmevin's non-spam translation:
I say, my dear old chum, that humorous remark regarding the use of injection-based addicting substances was simply astounding!
Hey, Soi <3
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs
Wish I knew. I think he's teaching or something. And didn't he just buy a house? Maybe he got a Brazilian booty wife and forgot about us. Moral: I don't know
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs