Should've kept the leg.
Then you could have mailed it back

I couldn't pick up the leg...I was holding a couch.

Should've thought of that before you picked up the couch

Would've taken the leg, left the couch. Another blunt object to defend my household with.

I'm so sorry, I have to invade.

/invade

I honestly thought you guys were talking about a human leg.

Just read it as if you have no idea what "leg" you were talking about, it sounds hilarious.

Also, hi Hades, TheJesut, and [Evil] period. c:

Hola Chaco! Nice to see you here. :P

Everyone download Warframe (Spartan pls). It's really fun if you play with friends.

Warframe ? Is it FPS (First Person Shoot) game ?

I told everyone this like 3 months ago, lol.

Galaxy, it's a 3rd person shooter, it's hella fun.

It's fun, I got rid of because my playing buddies were never on. I'll get it back soon though.