Originally Posted by akina

imagine being her silicon dildo. you sit in a dark shoe box 99.5% of the week. over the year, you get taken out 20-30 times and everytime it feels like your birthday on christmas. then one day a new girthier, bigger dildo walks into the box. she opens the box, you get excited but everytime you are not selected. two years pass, she finally picks you up, it feels more exciting than the first time she used you, she then puts you in the trash and you spend centuries in a crammed landfill.


the year is then 3442 and you feel a hand pick you up. you feel that excitement again as you are brushed up against big tities, but it isn't jessica, no. it is a fat, smelly, old homeless man. and you know the rest.