Zapatas been banned

lol

zip0 to

Ouch.... unlucky. WEll anyway for the lack of action that has taken place(because you've all made posts just not doing anything), you've all become hideously fat.... due to Elise filling you with croissants.... and a cluster of dogs are now fiercely raping your legs.... If your not gonna take action I will..... lol your not even in the building, your failing to even get to the first level...

just tell amanda to stay behind and let the dogs fuck her and the other
people will run

tom continues to pet his cat. He builds up so much static electricity his rubber duck melts and he gains the power to control lightning strikes.

-loses rubber duck from inventory
-loses power "squeak heard 'round the world"
-gains the power to control lightning strikes.

Lol that's more like it..... a power suiting a villain indeed. But where prey tell is this taking place..... Dark clouds now cover the orchard.... their time grows short...

My face spontaneously explodes, causing any living creature within 3 miles to temporarily lose their virginity.

+1 "that must have hurt" points
+2 "Lol, wtf was that?" ponts
-10 Having a face points

I just said "FUCK OFF!" to Elise

-5 life points(Elise)
+2 Charisma(FC)

lmfao, ok I'll accept that seeing as you never picked any abilities lol.

KBOOOOOOOOOOOOM (I'm not sure how temporarily lose their virginity works, how do u give it back.....? but what ever.. )

Maria and Elise feel violated, the 8/12 dogs cower in confusion. Elise begins to cry thanks to fc... lol
And the fat bastards walk on past having successfully subdued their first agressive encounter... Only to have the ground crumble beneath them!

Elise's fattening up attack worked better than expected you fat podgers... the team recover to find themselves in some kind of underground passageway littered with archways and odd statues.. JC begins doing 6000 pressups, upside down, with 1 finger to burn off that fat.... (god knows what fc looks like being a fat stick...)

after regaining a slim figure in just 10minutes thanks to being awesome. we proceed on inside this labyrinth. untill we come to a dead end that extends into a large circular room. 6 doors are lined around the chamber, each has an inscription on.
They seem to be the names of sins?
the doors read;
1. Temptation
2. greed
3. hatred
4. envy
5. pride
6. fraud

The team decide to find a way out they will split up and contact by datacom if they find an exit.
And with that I leave you to choose the door you will proceed through.

My going to temptation, FUCK YEAH!!