A boy hears his parents arguing. He hears "Bitch" and "Bastard"
He asks what that means and they say "Ladies and Gentlemen"
Then he hears them whispering about something, he hears them say "Bra and Panties"
He asks what it means and they say "Coats and Jackets"
Later in the evening, he goes upstairs and hears his Dad shout "SHIT" when he cuts himself shaving.
He asks what "SHIT" means and the Dad says "shaving cream"
He goes downstairs to the kitchen and hears his Mum shouting "Fucking Hell!" when she burnt her hand
He asks what "Fucking" means and she says "Putting" (The verb)
After that, guests arrive for dinner and the boy has to answer the door.
Good Evening Bitches and Bastards.
Please hang your Bras and Panties here.
My Dad is upstairs putting Shit on his face
and my Mum is in the kitchen fucking the turkey in the oven.
