Secret Santa 2024
Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce
My job isn't jumping feet first into Hell... It's making sure Hell is full when I get there.
Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother
People HATE when sentences don't end the way they

Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected
My job isn't jumping feet first into Hell... It's making sure Hell is full when I get there.
Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
The much improved grammar pleases me.

Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon,
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Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush
People HATE when sentences don't end the way they

Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush king of homosexual-land

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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush king of homosexual-land. Hush then raped
People HATE when sentences don't end the way they

Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush king of homosexual-land. Hush then raped every man in
FIRED UP
Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street and licked cow milk. GreyFace was really idiotic, so Zayex decided to assrape him with his face.

Greyface paid megacash for lesbian sex, and proceeded to murder Burnedbug's butt-monkeys. Then Arrowbasse came, the deranged lunatic, and attacked the butthole of MocroGunz, who felt immense diarea spurt out and melt MocroGunz's asshairs. Later, Zayex fucked Burnedbug's mom with mocro's intestines and got banned. After that, Burnedbug took a shit in his large unwashed underwear. He smeared the feces all over Zayex and his vagina. Feeling relieved, Zayex decided to seduce his own mother into an un-protected amateur rugby tournament. Beyond the horizon, someone named Hush king of homosexual-land. Hush then raped every man in the nba, and
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma