Hobo I <3 cat. Lemme apply.. echo I <7 you. Let's be furry best friends.
Important Memo
As Hobo's personal bard, I am pleased to inform you all that he intends for all clan members to have surprise buttsex with someone at the bar at least once a month.
Allies will not be Excepted. With the exception of Dscigs because he has too much surprise buttsex with girls anyways.
~Dscigs
Hobo's Bard
This rule commanded by Hobo will be put into place tomorrow.