Toribash
Orko, the dorko, was an amazing artist. His artworkos were truly mesmerizing. During a day at his worko, his lunch break started. So he had his forko, ready to eat his porko. And, since he had a large amount of that "dojah", he uncorkoed his champagne. After his fine day at worko, he went on Rünescape and leveled up his leatherworko. But then he was getting fat, so he went to the gym for some bodyworko...

someone pls continue
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