line 1 - gets hungover
line 2 - went clubbing
line 3 - more about hungover

So no, Shaw.

Have you been clubbing with a penis attached.

...Have you?

yes

i brought my mates penis along attached to my coat

heummm....why this sentence?

it was the only reason i put that song on.

also context: the two of em broke up like a week before she got here which i learned the first night we went clubbing so cool i guess.

(inb4 they get back together once she gets home and idk if i should feel like a scumbag or not)

As a professional scumbag I have little to say about that, other than waiting wont get your dick wet & some other scum with jump in.

May as well be the cunt and get laid than be the nicey-nicey nancy boy, forever stood on the sidelines wondering if it'll be your turn next.
(hint - it wont)

There's nothing morally wrong about hooking up with a single girl (even though you were scheming to do so while she was taken).

What's the odds tho, that she didn't really break up with him and just told you she did because she wanted ur thicc dicc? Classic chick move.

/shrug

essay due friday, haven't started. 4:13am wednesday morning.

exam that same friday morning. haven't studied at all.

cool
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otherwise have a date for thursday night before training with training partner.

double cool