Wow... you posted a lot sooner than I would of expected. And I did not expect you to post 4 minutes ahead of me.

We wanted to know more about you, not your life.
Though, the thought counts.

I like you.

Also, you haven't answered my question.

Wait, we're being lied to guys.
This supposedly "newcomer" is actually not.
Check his belt, a normal newcomer would first play the game, then hop onto the forums. I don't think anyone would create an account and not play a single game.
I also don't think someone would create an account, and then directly apply for a clan.

Smart cham.
Also, it seems that your app was also your first post.

Buh, I'll get someone to do an IP check.

Cham's right, but still neutral.

Hmm I would say no to his application unless I see any further reasoning to change my mind.

Alright I just came to the computer to look at the forums and this all happened. So I will try my best to explain all your questions. Yes I am a newcomer and though it seems odd to join a clan after your first few fights its just what I chose to do. I was playing with a couple really nice guys and saw that the game had a forums so I figured I would investigate. When I looked around enough I saw that there was clans in this game so I picked through a few and found you guys, as usual I read a few of your threads and really enjoyed the sort of community going on. And to be honest its one thing to join a clan as a white belt, its another to join a clan that's not really about Toribash fights. The reason behind that being my first post is because you guys were the only ones that interested me and I figured it would look shady if I applied at other clans while mine was being inspected. Also a little more about myself eh? Alright I enjoy Johnny Cash (probably my favorite artist) and enjoy spending my time with friends and on Youtube. Also I do plan on being active so if that doesn't particularly answer your question than I am either misreading the question or never read it in the first place somehow.

Do you know the player 'Dogburn' in real life?

Sorry but, no.
First, I still don't believe you. And second, if you need a clan to get you started, try an unofficial clan.
Don't hesitate to re-apply later in the future tho.