I es not scurred to appry

Hi, I'm Rust or Firetiger
I want 2 join cause u guise are cool
I can art and texture heads
I can't replay make
I have good rank in toribash x3
Hope u accept me tanks
PS Pls inv








In all seriousness though...
pls aksept





But fr
Hallo KnC bois
I wanna join YES THAT'S CORRECT VENOM
for my 3rd time, cause no other clan let's me haf fun ingame
by now you should know who I am and if not shame on you
I do sparring parkour and other realism related things
and I used to have rank 198 until I was robbed in one game ;-;
I'm decent in all mods (including daycare and wushu_epeen) *insert Lenny face*
I enjoy having a Freakfest of laughter, darn you kiki for limitin cursin
Um.. what else.
I know you guys, ur kewl.
Venom is in my siggy cause I'm in his which is kewl.
I wanna join cause others clans ain't cutting the cake, ain't eatin the booty like groceries, ain't the Fresh Prince to my Bel-Aire hue hue.
I draw, I texture, you name it and I probably can't do it unless it involves those two things.
enjoy this very shorthand app, I took advantage of ur standards atm :3
and um... Gracias, Buenos Dias/Tardes/Noches/ whenever you read this.




Sekrit Passwurd: Ef Qeqe es pengoo
nd KnC es illuminarti
den t00ph is obvi inactib.


PSS: You better accept me, cause
If you accept me, that will be the end of it
If you don't accept me, then I have a specific set of skills
Skills that allow me to be adept at daycare.tbm,
If I'm not accepted within 24hours of this application
I will find you
And I will take you to my mother ship
where you will be experimented on
like this...innocent...cow





TY COME AGAIN

How can we be sure you won5 leave us AGAIN?

Your application is missing replays, and a turtle picture.

Denied.

10/10 grammar
10/10 punctuation
10/10 cow picture

Accepted.

as an indian, dun experiment on cows pls.

Ayyy I vote yes I guess.

dammit elec, when are you gonna reapply

Will make turtle pic as soon as I geton today
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Turtle pic + Super Hilarious Pun

and my worst replay with some stuff

kk here goes my application.

Hi I am eErection, known by the streetname xXxL1ttleXF4g_N0Sc0p3rXxX. I am an elite belt but got a custom belt to hide it. I beat hampa once in club penguin too. My pengen in club pengen is of maxiesterest level and has the Sword of The Thousand Virgins (got by sacrificing thousand virgins lol). I can contract pecs ingame too.

I don't know what to write, so here's a fanfic
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On a starry night, when all was quiet, the sea was grey, and the land was black, a person sat on the bench. The man took out his laptop from his backpack. He logged into Toribash and went to duel [obey] members. But he was only a yellow belt. [Obey]Hattersin laughed at him. But as the match progressed, [Obey]Hattersin knew that this man was not ordinary. He ip searched him, but he was no alt. The man snap-kicked and shoveled him out of the dojo every match. He became the richest yellow belt.

He closed his laptop and looked towards the sea. To his disbelief, thousands of turtles crawled upto him. He became confused and horny. The next thing he knew, he was being dragged to the sea by the turtles. He tried to escape, but he was unable to move. They had injected him with some serum. He fainted.

When he woke up, he was underwater. He didn't know how he was alive underwater. He looked at the surrounding. He was in a turtle castle, surrounded by turtles of all shapes and sizes. He looked forward. He saw the Turtle King. The Turtle King said to him, "I am Tomczo2000, the lord of the turtles."
"What do you want from me?", asked the man.
"I want you to be the next ruler of the Turtle people."
"You want me to what?"
"Rule the turtle people you little piece of shit. I am getting old and will die soon. I have searched long and wide for a worthy ruler, and I found you. You are the best shoveler and snap-kicker I have seen in years. Let's take over the world together."
"K"
And so, they got together and made (KnT) to take over the world. The man took the username of kikipro, which the turtle king thought was a shitty name.

After Turtle King's demise, Kikipro got depressed and played dota all day long, ignoring his clan. Legend says he visits the forum some times and post gif and leaves.

The End.

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Obligatory turtle picture-
Bought Adobe Illustration just for this.

Yes to elec huehuehue

How can you not say yes after looking at that adorable turtle picture.