Originally Posted by Defenestration

Name: Adrian von DickSmash McIronCock FuckPussyCuntAss The VII
Belt: Orange
Qi: Around about 300
Post count: 10
Why you think you should join:
Aight so I'm Adrian the custom belt guy with 2 billion alts and a total of 11000 post consisting of mostly spam and penis jokes. I've got a small bit of history with [raku], including my permaban which was initiated by one of your former members. The reason I want to join is because I've got a few friends here, probably the only few I still communicate with from Toribash. I know a few of the other members aswell, and remember them to be pretty cool. That's pretty much it, since this isn't supposed to be free form. Well, thanks, looking forward to seeing the responses I get.
Anything else: fuck you zac noob

Edit: The line asking for the applicant's post count? It's retarded. Seems like a desperate attempt to make a more legitimate application form. Just my two cents.

Edit 2: I JUST REALIZED I CAN DO FREE FORM. IGNORE THE ABOVE WHILE I CREATE ANOTHER APPLICATION.

Edit 3:

Hello [raku].
My name is Adrian. I was Adrian. You can call me Adrian. First let me start off with a bunch of information about myself, so you know what you're dealing with. I'm 21. I'm male. I am from New Zealand but am currently living in Hong Kong for educational purposes. I am studying virology. I was a custom belt with a total of around 40k qi and 11k post (all my alts put together). I was permabanned becuase I thought it would be funny to spam with a typical-foreign-6-year-old-who-just-discovered-the-internetapplications and account (and for pissing off an admin). My former clans included Syn, Essence, Kingdomz and a whole bunch of other shitty ones. My main alts are "Adrian" (Custom), "God" (10th Dan), "Sentral" (6th Dan), "Lord" (3rd Dan), "Friends448" (8th Dan), and a whole bunch of other ones black belt < I can remember. The reason I was to join is because I have a couple of friends here in raku and acquainted with most others. I have no special skills whatsoever, lazy as a roadkill ballsack and will probably be completely useless to you when it comes to anything other than clan wars, creativity and thread organization. I will, however, give you my word that I have changed from my old trollish spammish self and will do my absolute best to be pleasant towards other clan members. Thank you. Will add more to this once I'm through another 10 liters of coffee.

Edit 4: Gryphon owes me a dragon drawing from 6 months ago \o/