The biggest problem I really have with this App is it sounds like you're trying to kiss ass too hard :C
I don't really like when people "worship". We're all people and it's more about respect rather than OMG OMG OMG OMG you're cool
I think moop has a hickey on his butt :/
And for the app, your app sound like it would fit in any clan... you would just replace a few sentences and bam it has the clan name in it. Honestly, there are a lack of balloons in your application :/
"Durex < Qualatex"-Sassy
DruggedPanda also wants to be famous