I saw a guy named Lonestar and sent him a message saying

I'm sorry if this is weird to you
ONLY ONE MAN WOULD DARE GIVE ME RASPBERRY


Lonestar has put a bounty on you with a $100,000 reward.

I WOULD RAGE IN TORN BUT THAT WOULD BE VERY STUPID. APPARENTLY NOT AS STUPID AS MAILING A SPACEBALLS REFERENCE TO A LEVEL 30+ WHO PROBABLY LIVES IN AN APARTMENT BUILDING AND HAS NO LIFE UNTIL HE WATCHES FREE PORNO OFF A SHOCK SITE, BUT I'M ASSUMING THAT IT'S NOT MUCH OF A SHOCK SITE SINCE HE'S BEEN THERE SO MANY TIMES BUT SOMEHOW GOT THE TIME TO PLAY TORN TO WASTE 100K ON A POINTLESS THING THAT HE DEEMED TO ACTUALLY HAVE SOME POINT TO HIS MIND WHICH HAS AN ALARMINGLY LOW CAPACITY TO TAKE A MOTHER F@#$ING JOKE ONCE IN A WHILE

HEY LONESTAR ON TORNCITY!

/rage

As a reminder, if I get pissed off at anything that happens I will use that template. As in the event description, giant red text paragraph which is followed by the phrase "HEY [person's/event's name in all caps here]" with the giant FFFFUUUU pic afterwards

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED TORIBASH

Cool

Big booty I got, bitches.

Original: I got big booty bitches.

k, I'll do it when I stop being lazy.

Milkshakes aren't dry.

I wanted to mix in another colour D:

kthx.

I meant 4.5 diet coke 'n mentos out of 5
Way better

Desert = you only want to go there once
Dessert = you want to have more than one

See what I did there?
That's old btw

I'll check this thread Christmas

You didn't do it right, maaaan

I made one, you're supposed to guess what it's from and THEN post one, k?