Guys, I won the rap battle!
The fight:
It was only for fun so don't worry, I didn't really mean it
Nagato
Oh look this guy's seeking for attention
He says GG, when he needs detention
This whore should stop, Who agrees with me?
The world hates him, so does my wee
Now if I ask you to spell 'Me'
I just say you spell it M-E-D
Wanna know why? Because you will say 'There's no 'd' in me
Well that's just right, because you're a big dump of shee
I shan't pick you, because you can't kill
Atleast this butter knife can kill with a thrill
Oh shit, my battery is running out
Hope to see in my dinner which is bean sprout
Now I got one thing to tell you, stop being Chris Brown
Everyone's annoyed, you just want my crown
jclark
There is no "D" in you? Must stand for dick.
Creepy ass kid starin at kids like saint nick
Trying to teach em bout the birds and bees
While im rhymin them through the a's and b's
When I joined you already lost, Now watch out for this BIG ASS BOSS
Nagato
Call yourself a boss? You little twat
Now watch me play baseball, I'll kill you with that bat
Get ready to die, your knees will first
Oh wait, I mean your Knees, they're Bout to burst
Why do you think I'm here?
To take my crown and make it to a shakespere
Now ignore my grammar, Haters gonna hate
Your hair looks like Bob Marley's, you sound so bait
Now get readyy for the extra wubs,
Here they come to your bathtub
Wub wub wub wub
jclark
Man I hate rap but if the shoe fits wear it
I became the freak of nature all the kids stare at
Who walk around with their shit blarin sayin "fuck school and dropping out like a miscarriage
Im embarresed
Im ashamed I play the part in this develish game Makin your commen sense parish
But I aint takin the full blame cuase most of you fuckers aint have enough ball to wear it
And all your brain cells rotten like weeds
And withought me your life isnt complete
Im killin evey livin body I see
With a past so dark Satan would jump outta his seat
And im still in these streets as hot as can be
Got the knowledge to lead while yopu follow like sheep
I got so much to learn
Now walk away before you get burned and to your normal self you cannot return
Nagato (The big finisher)
Say that when you finally get looks
You look like a homo's old set of books
And look at you begging for 70 pounds
Oh wait, I'll give you 70 pounds
But here's the catchup, it's of weight!
you mad bro, or is it because you can't skate
Now let's team up, and fight everyone else
Now if you look, I destroyed your living hells
just sit down
I'll slash your tire just cause I enjoy the hiss sound
Disagree with this, my sleeves'll slip down
Fists out, swingin' 'till the 56th round
I could beat you with my wrists bound
And that's the point
I travel through the camera
And slap you 'till you're black and blue, Rihanna
Alicia Keys needs to improve her grammar
I'll take a hammer to her new piano
Listen to this: My dick is thick and it's large
So get onto Twitter and tell Nicki Minaj
America's gone shit since you had Britain in charge
And fuck off if you think that's a little bit harsh
I'll stick a petard up in your doors of perception
Snipping the wires, no phone call for protection
jclark's submission of loosing
Im dead, You killed me. Jolly good show(dont feeel like rappin no mo)
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Last edited by Nagato; May 14, 2013 at 05:07 AM.