I am Russian, and this is how my day goes:
07:00 - breakfast vodka
07:30 - I go chop wood
08:00 - I kill the bear
10:00 - go to town to buy a hat with earflaps
14:00 - I eat soup
15:00 - I drink vodka
16:00 - going abroad and frighten the Europeans
18:00 - drink vodka
19:00 - go to the bath (there drinking vodka with a bear in a cap with earflaps)
20:00 - wood carving
21:00 - I go to sleep on the stove