one time, when i was 2 (im 14 now) i ran into a wall.

interesting........anyhoo, My story is about those administraters who keep locking my F***in' topics! Oh, wait, that story is self explanatory. :o :P :P : :P

I have a good one that people keep telling me I did but I have no recollection of what happened...I was hypnotized at my school for a certain event that was going on, I was a school bus driver, and to make a long story shorter, after I dropped off the kids at school, a little bunny was sitting in my lap....I started to pet it...it then peed on me...so I took the bunny and threw it, the hypnotist then asked me what I thought about bunnies, I said (and I quote) "They're HORRIBLE!"

come on, there has to be other funny stories

One time, There was this guy, And he couldnt use the MODIFY Button.

Oh, thats a good one.

yeah, and it's a pretty common one too...


anywhoooo, when i was really little, probably a year old or so, i took all the cereal out of the cupboard and danced in it, smashing it deep into the floor. my mom was annoyed, but for some reason more entertained than pissed.

Well when i was at the age of 5 and 9 i ran into this kids head reeeally fast and bit through my bottom lip. And covered his hair in my blood xD It happened twice

And another time at like 3 i thought it was be neato to do roley poleys down the stairs, but then i went into the wall at the bottom, which was made of like... cardboard. (not rly just really weak stuff) and i made a huge hole in it.

nice i used to slide down the stairs on pillows.
another funny story was this one time (well it was a bunch of times) me and my friend were swinging on scaffolding, but then he like flipped off and had a concussion and seizure. not so funny, but then he was fine.

Once i cut my foot open pretty badly on some glass, but instead of getting stitches the doctors glued it shut with some wierd...foot closing glue i guess. It was cold.