There was this lady who had just came home from work. As she entered the bedroom, she heard a noise and an unfamiliar voice. A girls voice, so she asked her husband what that voice came from and why he was lying in bed. She heard her husband was lying, and so, she looked under the bed and saw a naked girl. She got so furious she cut her husband's penis off, threw it out the window and it his a car's windshield.

A little girl happened to sit in the front seat and yelled loudly as the penis hit the windshield.
-Daddy! What was that? she asked.
-Uh.. that was just a bug, he answered.
-Oh my god, then that bug had a huuge cock.

havent checked the other 12 pages to see if its been posted, but anyway:

Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Osama Bin Laden decide to meet somewhere. As they're walking, they find a lamp. Putin grabs it, and a genius comes out.
"Hey! Thanks for setting me free! I'll give each one of you a wish, starting with you" *points at Putin*
"Uhmm... ok... I want Rusia to be covered with green, I want the most fertil soil on Earth" says Putin
"OK, done. Now Osama"
"I wish that all people who aren't on our side will never enter into our lands"
"OK, done" and a huge wall surrounded his land.
"Now you, Mr. Bush" said the genius
"tell me more about the wall..." Bush said
"its the biggest and toughest thing you've and you'll ever see. There is no army on Earth that can break it or pass through it"
"OK, very well... FILL IT WITH WATER!"

lol, nice kzrak, nice.

thanks ^^

haha lol'd SOO hard.

You would've won if this was a LOL contest with pictures.

Not sure if this was posted before.... lawyer joke

There's a Hindu man, a rabbi, and a lawyer travelling down a road. It nearly nighttime so they decide to find somewhere to sleep. They come across a farm, so they go up to the house and plead with the farmer to let them sleep there. The farmer agrees but says that there is only room for 2 people. The Hindu man says, "I'll sleep in the barn then. I've slept in conditions like that before." So he goes of to the barn.

A little bit later the rabbi and the lawyer here a knock on the door to the house. It's the Hindu man. "I can't sleep there" he said, "there's a cow in the barn and cows are sacred." So the rabbi then says "Fine, I'll sleep in the barn"
So the rabbi goes to the barn.

A little later there's another knock on the door. It's the rabbi. "There's a pig in the barn. I can't sleep with an animal so unclean." "Fine then," said the lawyer, "I'll sleep in the barn" So the lawyer then goes out to the barn.

A little later there's a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.

Hey... this has happened for real >.>
You didn't make it up THAT IS SOME F*CKING LOW STYLE! It's okay telling jokes you didn't make up but DON'T FREAKING SAY YOU MADE IT UP!


Don't know the actual money sum but w/e

anyway, sorry for freaking out, nice to see ppl posting ;)

Lol Toni you should Edit your first post it says DesertPunk instead of NinjaAipom :o

Hey, did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?
yea...
well... hes back in town and wants your phone number