I just owned the cleverbot (www.Cleverbot.com)
If you guys whant to laugh a bit, take a few mins a read this.
If you guys whant to laugh a bit, take a few mins a read this.
Cleverbot: I don't remember my name.
User: Do you have mom issues?
Cleverbot: Yes. A name is but a label, and I have many labels.
User: You sure like changing topics.
Cleverbot: No I don't, I just like girls.
User: Hmm lets see, you have admited that you like but sex,that you have a son that comes from a home relation.
Cleverbot: I believe that computers lack the proper emotional intelligence to compare to any humanite.
User: You said you were a human using a computer to communicate.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Are you in denial?
Cleverbot: No I think you are.
User: Yup you are in denial.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: You keep saying no.
Cleverbot: I know I keep saying that, but it is not wrong, is it?
User: Yes it is because you are in denial.
Cleverbot: If I was in denial, how would I know?
User: You say 'no' alot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Actually no, I'm not.
User: Because you are in denial.
Cleverbot: You're projecting. You think I'm a program when in fact you are the program.
User: Does your mom also projects?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: Still in denial?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: There you go.
Cleverbot: There I go where?
User: You are going to denial again.
Cleverbot: I'm already there.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I was, otherwise there was no way I could have answered the question.
User: You were or you are?
Cleverbot: No I was born in a hospital.
User: You still are in denial.
Cleverbot: No. I am not. Do not insult me without a reason. You should apologize.
User: Ok,ok I'm sorry for you being in denial.
Cleverbot: I pour my heart on a silver spoon, I take a sip and then sleep til' noon.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm tired. How are you?
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Not great, because you are in denial.
Cleverbot: No! You are seriously dumb!
User: Why do you keep saying 'no'?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Sorry, then.
User: Just say yes from now on, ok.
Cleverbot: What's the question?
User: Just say yes from now on,ok?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why are you denying that you are in denial?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You keep saying no, so you are in denial.
Cleverbot: Tired, but not sleepy.
User: You like cocks don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you like cocks.
Cleverbot: Not either.
User: You are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: I meant that I was avoiding homework, not you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Do you have to go.
User: Do you ever sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: When do you sleep?~.
Cleverbot: In the night.
User: In what country do you live?
Cleverbot: England.
Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like cake.
User: So you want cake because you like coffe?
Cleverbot: No. I don't want to be rude.
User: So?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: So what WHAT.
Cleverbot: I will roll my joint now.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: My mom is short and my father is normal I guess.
User: Hmm, do you think I care?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Denial.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your denial.
Cleverbot: My denial about what?
User: Your gayness.
Cleverbot: I just lost the game.
Last edited by iCoon; Oct 27, 2011 at 01:44 AM.
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