Pssh, I haven't had one for about a year

having a girlfriend has "advantages". but its expensive and time consuming...

which is annoying when im writing the most important exams of my life over the next three months

Mine is completely by choice though...not sure about pablo

I'm about to rage on my fucking computer. I've been trying to get my internet to work for 6 hours today, and it still isn't working. It says it's connected but won't load any web page. It also let's me on Toribash for a few minutes, and then disconnects me.

Fuck this fucking shit!

Just seen a hot chick in my new school classroom.
Ill try

Mocro i had that problem on friday.... i just turned everything off... unplugged it from the wall. then came back a few hours late and it worked

I plan to propose, hopefully...

Any idea where or how?

I'm having an affair with an elderly lady.

Pics or gtfo